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Headline: (It's time you saw my) Royal Linen "Handwritten" Copy: Look, I've been telling you I had two sides. It's time you saw both of them. I'm very available, either recycled or in -- uh -- virgin fiber. Don't love me because I'm beautiful. I also have an expressive personality. Is it so unusual to express the fine quality of linen in a truly distinctive fashion? Well, yes, I suppose it is ... Demand, Demand, Demand. You designers are all alike. Don't you know it's me that makes your creations look so fabulous? Graduated top honors from finishing school! I look truly elegant in white. But I'm saving that for my wedding.
"Handwritten" Copy:
I'm very available, either recycled or in -- uh -- virgin fiber.
Don't love me because I'm beautiful. I also have an expressive personality.
Is it so unusual to express the fine quality of linen in a truly distinctive fashion? Well, yes, I suppose it is ...
Demand, Demand, Demand. You designers are all alike. Don't you know it's me that makes your creations look so fabulous?
Graduated top honors from finishing school!
I look truly elegant in white. But I'm saving that for my wedding.