Headline:  (It's time you saw my) Royal Linen

"Handwritten" Copy: 

Look, I've been telling you I had two sides. It's time you saw both of them. I'm very available, either recycled or in -- uh -- virgin fiber. Don't love me because I'm beautiful. I also have an expressive personality. Is it so unusual to express the fine quality of linen in a truly distinctive fashion? Well, yes, I suppose it is ... Demand, Demand, Demand. You designers are all alike. Don't you know it's me that makes your creations look so fabulous? Graduated top honors from finishing school! I look truly elegant in white. But I'm saving that for my wedding.